Make America grain again
Everything is so fucking awful, but the thing I'm hung up on right now is RFK2's "dietary guidelines".
We're already about to have coronaries, Bob, you don't need to institute mandatory cheeseburgers. Can you show me on the doll where the scary vegans immunized you?
Don't get me wrong, I like my animal proteins as well as the next creature and probably more, but I swear to frog I'm gonna start eating whole-grain bread out of SPITE.